I know that you enjoy cruising the cyber universe to deposit your droppings of wisdom on everything from news to reviews. You probably don’t care if you hurt others, but for the sake of my sanity, I’m going to pretend that you do.
My sanity has had a precarious hold lately.
Oh I know it’s not your fault. You haven’t attacked me directly. That is much too direct and confrontational for your tastes. You would not dream of looking at your victim in the eye and behaving that way. It is only on the internet that you feel so brave and faultless. The truth is, you are the kind of coward that makes me fear the future of humanity.
To put it in language that even a troll can understand, here it goes…
Troll, you are a lily livered chickenshit yellow backed prick without the manners of a herd of hogs at a hog trough. You don’t care who you hurt, as long as you are the very first hog that wallows in that trough of delicious destruction.
You are the very lowest of mankind, and I am ashamed to be from the same species as you. In fact, your continued existence is the only reason I am sincerely hoping that I am really an alien hybrid resulting from my mother being kidnapped and inseminated with alien sperm.
Okay, that would horrify my mother too. But seriously, I’d not mind finding out that I was not really from the same species.
These trolls are appearing everywhere, and now, with the continued spiraling out of control of governments and religions warring on the innocent, I am half-convinced that trolls are taken over military and governments across the globe.
Once upon a time, the country of Israel was created to create a homeland for Jews. Now, we need to create a country, I guess we’d call it dungeon since Trolls are supposed to like dark and dank places anyhow, just for the world’s trolls. There, they could snipe and find fault with each other, and do whatever else keeps trolls happy. I have no idea if they reproduce or not.
Some things, I just don’t want to actually think about.
Like troll sex.