There has been a problem, and it’s all Facebook’s fault.
They kept advertising vacations in locations like Israel or at a nice, hot, sunny beach.
Now maybe to someone who is starved for warmth, that’s appealing. Me, I hear Israel, and I think Middle East, and that isn’t a place that is apt to make me relax one bit. They have entirely too much going on there right now, from political upheaval to religious issues, and my idea of a good time does not include wearing a burka, trying to decipher where I could or couldn’t go as a woman, or watching soldiers carry machine guns.
I have betrayed the fact that I’m not very worldly. I’m terrified of tanks and soldiers with guns, and always have been. It’s bad enough to see them on television. I don’t want to vacation where I have to navigate check points or be “protected” by soldiers. It’s bad enough if it’s your own country that is living like that, I sure don’t want to go visit one for “fun”.
No, I’m not anti-gun. I’m anti-war. I’m a mother and a grandmother, and I see wars as killing sons and daughters. I’ve lost one, not due to war, but I know what it feels like. I can’t imagine sacrificing a child to the war games of politicians. I’m also not anti-soldier–I have friends and relatives who have or are currently serving in the military. I don’t have a panic attack if I see them in uniform either. Not even if they have a gun. They aren’t on patrol.
I guess I regard the entire Middle East as this huge war zone, with periodic spaces under truces that don’t include me, as I’m not Muslim or Jewish. I also have no need to make a pilgrimage to an ancient religious site there.
Plus it’s hot.
I spent most of my life in the American Southwest, which is predominantly semi-arid. I’ve had enough “beach” for a lifetime–a beach is just more hot sand to me. Never mind that the southwest is short on water–they have ample “beach”. Even on the Gulf Coast, I prefer to visit the beaches in the winter. Or at night. Hot sand has zero thrills for me. I don’t even want a sun tan. I’ve spent the last thirty years avoiding that, why start trying to get one now?
So, I started thinking…
IF I could afford a vacation anywhere, where would I really want to visit?
Someplace cool. Like really cool. Not rock star cool, but ice and snow cool. Like Mississippi winter cool, most likely. Greenland and Iceland come up on the list fairly quickly.
The reality is, I don’t have a vacation budget this year. I’m like most of America, and have a hand-to-mouth existence that is plagued with gaps between the two. Our primary vehicle has broken down–our back up vehicle, our old mini-van, has expired tags. We’re not going anywhere right now.
So how on earth to take a vacation?
Vacations for me are usually a camping trip somewhere. Sometimes, I’ve gone on camping road trips, camping along the way to visit someone or something. It’s entertaining and relaxing, and I got pretty good at setting up/tearing down. Since those days, I’ve become disabled. Setting up camp with Greg is now an endeavor that takes a lot out of us, even as we’ve simplified things immensely. We’re also in need of a new tent now, as our old standby one with its easy set up and internal frame, has seen better days and leaks so badly we just use a tarp over the rain fly. Without a functional and legal vehicle, we’re not going camping either–besides, I no longer can cope with summer heat without air conditioning. Our camping, when we can go, is confined to the other three seasons of the year.
I’m a devious so and so sometimes. I’ve heard of staycations. Most of them sound like they aren’t all that much fun, or even save that much money. But I thought about it, and what do I like to do when I go camping?
Obviously fishing is a big deal, but when we go out of Mississippi, I don’t fish, as I don’t buy an out-of-state license. So what do I do then?
I hang out and do much of nothing, actually. I do cook, especially if we have a group, but with the loss of the use of my arm, I have to have a fair amount of help to do that too. So, it looks like I don’t do much except deal with meals, and when it’s just Greg & I, we tend to do very simple meals at that.
I’m going to hang my hammock in the yard on Wednesday, after the radio show is done tomorrow. I’m going to take one of the books I need to read, a pillow, and go lay in the hammock and do nothing at all except read and watch people go by. Maybe I’ll swing the hammock a bit. I might get my little battery personal fan out to create an artificial breeze. I might even take the laptop out for a bit, and see if the wi-fi reaches that far.
Maybe it is. But just a day of being silly can make a lot of difference in how we approach problems and figure out a way to solve them. We could definitely use some increased brainpower!